Oct 31, 2020
As a special bonus, here's the recap rap in our 100th episode!
LYRICS:
When Doc and I first dreamed about creating a podcast
We never thought in a million years it was gon' last
But more than two and a half years have gone past
And one hundred episodes of absolutely fantastic
Characters, drastic masters, and bombastic bastards
As we mix the scholastic and sarcastic faster
Than you can say gone to lightspeed
But here's a little something that we thought you might need
In case you haven't caught up on all of your downloads
I'm'a rap a recap, are you ready, here it goes
It all started off with Eddie
Brock, y'know Venom
No wonder he's so angry with a symbiote in 'em
Then Doc's fave, the Joker, we had
drinks with Tony Stark
And my boy Moon Knight,
you know things got pretty dark
Badass chicks Quinn and
Jones
givin' men the boot
Rorschach's
issue's seeing everything as absolute
Deadpool
interrupted us with porn and masturbation
Booster
hopes one day that he can rise above his station
Tried to break through Freeze, but yo
that ice is pretty thick
When it comes to Cyclops you know
Scott is a dick
Legion,
Question,
Sentry,
they're too crazy for this rap
And Hank
Pym wishes everyone could just move past the slap
Casey
Jones and Scarecrow
like to hide behind their masks
While Jamie
Madrox splits up so he handles many tasks
Our fans picked the Governor, a
good ol' Southern man
Hank
Henshaw only wishes he could be Superman
Logan
needs a break so he can find himself a lover
Molecule
Man needs to break away from control by his mother
Stephen
Strange should give up magic and go back to surgery
Then we talked about the
Hulk with friends Popcorn Psychology
Kingpin
threatened Doc, but that ended pretty badly
Mister
Miracle and Barda clearly love each other madly
Jonah
just wants pictures of that menace Spider-Man
And Black Manta
wants out of the shadow of Aquaman
Chief
and Negan
think that tragedy makes them great
While Doc told Cap
America that he should masturbate
Constantine
and Talia
needed better vocal actors
While Nadia van
Dyne is accurate on many factors
Callum
Cooper and the Riddler
think they're both really smart
Jen
Walters takes being green with envy to an art
Jason
Todd and Cletus
Kasady had messed up childhoods
So did
Ultimate Reed Richards, at least he started off as good
Roy
Harper made us cry with his story, it's so tragic
And
Colossus needs to work things out with his kid sister Magik
Bane and
terrorism go together, hand in glove
But the
Tick is too ridiculous and silly not to love
Kamala
should stop putting heroes up on a pedestal
Shredder's
history of failure is really quite incredible
Dick
Grayson does it all and also has the perfect ass
While Laura
needs to learn how to interact with some more class
Forgotten Home's a story about learning who you are
Raphael's anger
is justified but he takes it too far
Uatu
watches over you and can be pretty creepy
Damian had
no childhood but isn't very weepy
Apocalypse
thinks he's the savior of all mutantkind
Baphomet's
development is truly quite divine
The
Beast's an intellectual, but all he does is worry
If Ego's
coming after you, you'd best leave in a hurry
So that's all of our episodes, this rap has been a frenzy
Spitting rhymes over this beat thanks to my buddy Eric Menzie
And last not least thanks to our fans, especially our Patrons
We appreciate you sticking with us, showing off your patience
Who knows where the next hundred shows will take us, but I'll
vouch
That they'll be fun and helpful, that's what makes Capes on the
Couch
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